Category Archives: Travel

What to wear

The question of the week Autumn in our little corner of France has decided to perform a yo-yo ballet, and my wardrobe is the unwilling understudy. Last week, in a fit of optimism, I packed away all my shorts and … Continue reading →

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The Sunday roast hunt

🇬🇧 A very serious investigation I am sure there is no shortage of top roasts in London. This is the sort of confidence one has before opening a browser and discovering roughly four thousand “best Sunday lunch” lists, each written … Continue reading →

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I Had a Plan. Then My Kidney Got Involved

And still no decision, also my kidney hates me It has now been just about two months since I wrote A Tale of Two Cities (And My Wobbly Knees), a post in which I confidently identified a problem — two … Continue reading →

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Summer files a grievance

and I file a counter suit… Let the record show: summer is five days late to its own funeral. I woke up this morning to a positively cheeky 18°C — a good ten degrees shy of the sauna we’ve been … Continue reading →

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A Tale of Two Cities (And My Wobbly Knees)

There’s a particular kind of trouble that starts with a good weekend. You come home, you unpack your bag, and instead of feeling satisfied, you feel unsatisfied — in the best possible way. That’s exactly the hole I’ve dug myself … Continue reading →

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London weekend

🇬🇧 Day 1 The Great Stansted Rendez-vous: A Father-Son Weekend Every family has its own private cartography — the places that mean more than the map admits. For us, that place is London. My wife hails from south of the … Continue reading →

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Himmelfahrt

🇬🇧 When Heaven meets beer carts and fatherly pride The Divine Ascent and the Earthly Descent Today is Himmelfahrt—a day so uniquely German that it manages to blend the sacred and the saucy into one glorious, beer-fueled, handcart-hauling celebration. If … Continue reading →

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Escapade en Bretagne I

The noble art of going nowhere fast There is something quietly absurd about traveling nine hours by train to cover a distance a crow would manage in two. But crows don’t have first-class seats, and they certainly don’t have a … Continue reading →

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Spanish retreat – Day 6

🇬🇧 Palms, processions & the perilous shortage of gin Today we decided to broaden our horizons (and by “broaden,” I mean drive a whole 30km without snacks). Destination: Elche, a proper city near the airport, which feels like it should … Continue reading →

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The great winter escape

🇬🇧 (That we escaped from too soon) ☃️ You know that feeling when you check out of a hotel at 10am and then watch from the taxi as they start handing out free champagne in the lobby at 10:15? That’s … Continue reading →

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