Daily Post – July 17th

Living through a pandemic

in the south of France

484 days in Carcassonne since

1st lockdown in March 2020

DAILY STATISTICS HERE

▫️ FROM HOME’S NEWS DESK

Edited in Prisma app with Broadway

✏️ It has been a weird kind of week. I am glad to be out of hospital despite the fact, strangely, that I quite “enjoyed” most of it. Being home is of course far more comfortable. Basically the main news is that COVID’s 4th wave has arrived and is rolling in fast all over the place. Nearer home, the incidence rate in the Aude departement is back in the red at over 80 which is higher than the national average at 53. It will get worse now that the tourists and holiday makers have arrived and are crowding the beaches and other spots.

I predict that within 10 days some local restrictions, masks, curfew will be imposed again.

Although the number of new cases are exploding, the number of hospital patients and patients in ICU is stable and in fact still on a very shallow decreasing path.

After the speech from M. E Macron at the beginning of the week, a record number of people have registered to be vaccinated and in fact yesterday the record of people being vaccinated so far has been broken. This is good news and this despite the anti-vaccine propaganda from the politicians from the far left and far right. I personally think they should be taken to court and charged with intentional grievous body harm.

✏️ Driving licence

A mutual agreement between France and the UK
Do you hold a British driving licence and live in France? Since 28 June 2021, an agreement on the continued mutual recognition of driving licences between France and the UK has been in place. Holders of valid UK licences issued before 1 January 2021 can continue to drive in France. Until now these people had to exchange their licences or take the French driving test.

✏️ Fireworks

The firework in Paris 3 days ago was quite spectacular as expected. It has been a long time since I have been in my home town onJuly 14th. Maybe next year…

✏️ Apollo 11

On July 16, 1969, Apollo 11 left the Earth with what would be the first men to land on the moon. Soon enough, Neil Armstrong would plant the first footprint on the moon.

▫️  SATIRE

▫️ TRAVEL NEWS

There are quite a few new 🔸 items on the Travel Page.

▫️   MUSIC

▫️  FUN

▫️  THE FABULOUS FRIDAY (FUNNIES) GROANS from Paul

G’day from Lockdown#5.  Here are a few laughs to take your mind off it.

✒︎ Two American Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 

‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,

‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.

‘Was the other Indian crazy or what?’ 

The Indian replied ‘No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler

 ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there’s a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave. 

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,

‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’

Immediately, there was the answer.

‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,

‘Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!’

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 

‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ Like the others, he then heard an answering call, ‘WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!’

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read……………


You’ll like this 

 

NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!


✒︎ You know you are old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and sunshine were good for you.

✒︎ At our local funeral home families are given the chance to chose the music they would like to enter the service to.

One family asked to enter to Elvis Presley’s hit, “Love me Tender.”

The day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk in to the service.

Unfortunately the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found 

themselves walking in to, 

 “Return to Sender.”

✒︎ A guy is lost in the desert and desperately needs a drink. As he follows the dunes, he comes upon another man riding a camel. 

He asks the man if he has something to drink.

The man on the camel said, “No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you

 like to buy one?”

“No!” The first man replies. “Are you crazy?  I need something to drink, not a tie!”

So the man on the camel tells him that there is a cantina just a day’s walk ahead. 

So the walking man continues his  

slow and thirsty trek until finally he comes upon the cantina.

He gratefully approaches the doorman and begs, “I’m so glad I made it! 

Can I get in and have some water?”

The doorman frowned at him. “Not without a tie.”

✒︎ Some short thoughts  

▪︎During the Middle Ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does

 anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?


▪︎We can all now agree that in 2016 not a single person got the answer correct to, 

‘Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?’

▪︎English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are
visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

✒︎ Just landed a part in the remake of Treasure Island, I play long john
silver, I’m getting £5000 a week and I start Tuesday.  My mate said if I
was getting £5000 a week I’d start on Monday, I said I can’t I’m having
my leg off Monday

✒︎ What if a dog brings back the ball because he thinks we like throwing it?

✒︎ I had a blind date last night but before it I was worried what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there’s an app for just that situation. It’s
called  “Mom Are You Ok” and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date.

If you like her, you just ignore your phone. If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”
It works every time, no worries.

So anyway, I knocked on the girl’s door and it turns out I needn’t have worried at all. She was absolutely gorgeous and stunning!

But just when I was about to speak to her, her phone rang. She answered it and said, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”

✒︎ Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays.

Mitsy said,

“My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their
thank you notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren a card with a
generous cheque inside. I always received a lovely thank you note.
However, since my daughter-in-Law stopped making the grandkids
send thank you notes, I never hear from them.”

Milda said,

“My daughter-in-Law never made the grandchildren send thank you
notes. I, too, send them a very generous cheque. However, for the past
several years, I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In
fact, they each pay me a personal visit.”

“Wow,” remarked Mitsy. “I wish mine would do that.”

“You can, Mitsy, you can.”

“How?” Mitsy asked.

“Simple,” Milda replied.

“Do what I do: Don’t sign the cheque”

✒︎ Football with a blonde girlfriend

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. 

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants 

and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her 

date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept 

screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”

✒︎ And to finish, on a topical note…..

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Catch you later……..

▫️ NEWS FROM ACROSS THE POND 🇺🇸

Some more gems from crazy USA

▫️  ADDITIONAL READS FOR TODAY

✏️  Hard to swallow: Coral cells seen engulfing algae for first time

✏️ Volcanoes Might Explain That Phosphine on Venus

✏️ If we want to look for life on Europa, we’d better bring a drill

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Daily Post – July 13th II

Living through a pandemic

in the south of France

479 days in Carcassonne since

1st lockdown in March 2020

DAILY STATISTICS HERE

▫️ ALLOCUTION FROM M. E MACRON ON JULY 12th

✏️ M. E MACRON

There were 2 main parts, a health section and a financial section. Here is a summary of the first part.

THE HEALTH SECTION

The President of the Republic gave a solemn address from the “Grand Palais Éphémère” on Monday evening to unveil new measures to combat the fourth wave.

  • A “strong resumption” of the epidemic accentuated by the Delta variant

“A strong resumption of the epidemic which affects the whole territory”. Faced with the spread of the Delta variant, Emmanuel Macron warned of the “difficulties” that threaten. “As long as the virus circulates, we will be faced with this type of situation,” he said, calling for massive recourse to vaccination.

  • The “health pass” extended in August to bars, restaurants, trains, planes, hospitals and retirement homes

The health pass will be compulsory for over 12s in “leisure and cultural venues” with more than 50 people from 21 July. It will then be extended from the beginning of August, and will cover trains, planes, bars and restaurants, as well as hospitals, retirement homes and medical and social establishments. This list could be extended later, said Emmanuel Macron. In concrete terms, access to these places will be reserved for people who have been vaccinated for more than a fortnight, or for those who have carried out a recent negative PCR or antigenic test.

  • Compulsory vaccination of health care workers and non-health care workers in health care institutions, checks from 15 September

A bill to make vaccination of health care workers compulsory will be sent to the Council of State on Tuesday, before being presented to the Council of Ministers on Monday 19 July. It will then be examined next week by parliament under an accelerated procedure. This measure will apply “without delay”, and those concerned will have “until 15 September” to comply with it. After that, “controls will be carried out and sanctions will be imposed”.

-“Putting restrictions on the unvaccinated rather than on everyone

The daily lives of the “vaccinated” and the “non-vaccinated” will no longer be the same. The philosophy is simple: “Recognise civic-mindedness and put restrictions on the unvaccinated rather than on everyone”.

 – So-called “comfort” PCR tests no longer free of charge this autumn

From October, the French will no longer be able to benefit from free PCR tests without a prescription, known as “comfort tests”. This is intended to “encourage vaccination rather than the multiplication of tests”.

  • Local restrictions may be decided by prefects in case of incidence rates above 200

Territorial restrictions could be decided according to local situations. In departments “which exceed an incidence rate of 200 and see an increase in hospitalisation”, “braking measures may be taken by our prefects”.

 – The epidemic will be with us “for several more months of the year 2022”.

The strategy of “living with the virus” continues. According to Emmanuel Macron, the epidemic will be present “throughout this year 2021 and probably for several more months in 2022”. “The coming weeks” will be “those of mobilisation to block the virus”, he warned.

  • Vaccination campaigns for secondary school pupils and students at the beginning of the school year

From the start of the next school year, “specific” vaccination campaigns will be deployed for all secondary school pupils and students in the country. The latter were the ones most affected by the previous phases.

  • A booster campaign “after” the holidays for the categories vaccinated at the beginning of 2021

The first categories of the population to have benefited from the vaccine, at the beginning of 2021, will be eligible “from the beginning of the school year” for a booster campaign. This will enable them to receive a new injection “according to the same system and under the same conditions as the first one or ones”.

  • Stronger border controls, forced isolation of unvaccinated travellers

People coming from “at risk” countries will be subject to reinforced controls, said Emmanuel Macron. Compulsory isolation will also be imposed on all unvaccinated travellers from 21 July.

 – State of health emergency declared again in Reunion and Martinique

The state of health emergency will be declared on Tuesday by the Council of Ministers for Martinique and Reunion. A curfew will be introduced in these two overseas territories.

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Daily Post – July 13th

Living through a pandemic

in the south of France

479 days in Carcassonne since

1st lockdown in March 2020

DAILY STATISTICS HERE

▫️ FROM THE HOSPITAL MOBILE NEWS DESK

✏️ M. E MACRON

I watched the allocution from the president last night. Quite a few important announcements as well as what could be seen as the start of the election campaign. Quite a lot to absorb which I am not in a position to do right now but will hopefully do tomorrow evening.

✏️ Summer ruined?
We thought we would at least have a quiet summer. Not so. The respite was short-lived. Only two months after the start of the containment, there is once again an emergency. The signs of an epidemic resumption are quite clear. The number of cases is on the rise again and the number of outbreaks is increasing. Only the hospital is still safe. But for how long? Olivier Véran, the Minister of Health, acknowledged it yesterday: “We are at the start of something that looks like an epidemic wave. The cause of these new contaminations is well identified: the Delta variant, 40% more contagious than the Alpha mutant. As a result, Emmanuel Macron will have to speak again tonight at 8pm. Again. It will be his eighth speech since the beginning of the Covid epidemic. The President may be forced to take new restrictions to avoid a repeat of last year’s scenario. At the very least, he should announce mandatory vaccination for health care workers and the extension of the health pass. Will this be enough to stop the spread of the virus? While the time is ripe for relaxation and vaccination coverage remains very imperfect, it will be difficult to curb the progression of this strain without energetic measures.

© Le Parisien (Joffrey Vovos) – Translation © J2S

✏️ 3 departments in Occitania turn red

In the Occitanie region, these three departments have seen their incidence rate exceed the alert threshold set at 50 positive cases per 100,000 inhabitants.

The Pyrénées-Orientales now has an incidence rate above 100 positive cases per 100,000 inhabitants, by far the highest rate since the Hérault is at 50.6 and the Haute-Garonne at 57.5. These three departments are among the seven in France to have already exceeded this alert threshold.


Guillaume Crozier, the young Frenchman who created the Covid Tracker tool, even asked publicly on his Twitter account: “What’s going on in the Pyrénées-Orientales (Occitanie), the number of new cases has increased sevenfold in one week, a growth rate of 600% compared to 60% in France. According to our colleagues in Midi Libre, the epidemic situation has also deteriorated very quickly in the Hérault: “The progression is of the order of 158% in one week. The city of Montpellier (shows) 70.6”.

In neighbouring Catalonia, the number of new positive cases is breaking records every week: 4,655 on 24 June, 23,228 on 1 July, 42,604 on 8 July. Hospital admissions rose from 476 to 728 in one week. Only the reproduction rate of the virus, the famous “R”, seems to have slowed down, from 3.06 on 1 July to 1.93 on 8 July. This lull is likely to be temporary, given the high contagiousness of the Delta variant. The Catalan epidemic situation may partly explain the epidemic jump in the border Pyrenees-Orientales, as there are many return trips between the Pyrenees-Orientales and Catalonia during the holiday period.

© L’Independant (Frédérique Michalak)- Translation © J2S

▫️  SATIRE

▫️ TRAVEL NEWS

There are new items on the Travel Page.

▫️ CLIMATE

Chicago soon to be engulfed?


While New York is facing heavy flooding, Chicago is also, more than ever, endangered by rising waters. Bordered by the Mississippi River and Lake Michigan, the city is prey to flooding that threatens its urban development, explains the “New York Times”.

Chicago was built in the heart of the Great Lakes and the Mississippi River basin, trying to control the swamp on which it was built. “For generations, daring engineering projects have struggled to maintain a perilous balance, keeping the water in its place, neither too high nor too low,” the New York Times reports. The newspaper explains how, in recent years, the country’s third largest city and its 9.5 million inhabitants (in the metropolitan area) have seen their situation endangered by the climate crisis.

At first glance, the city seems rather untouched, far from the Californian droughts and threatening oceans. But Lake Michigan is gradually encroaching on the city’s shores and posing a serious threat to neighbouring buildings. “It’s an existential problem for these neighbourhoods and ultimately for the city,” laments Josh Ellis, an 87-year-old Chicagoan and former vice president of the Metropolitan Council.

Abrupt changes
In recent years, there has been one sudden drought and one sudden rise in water levels after another, leaving residents with little respite. “In just seven years, Lake Michigan has moved more than two metres. It’s an ominous sign that the inland sea, which has been attached to its historic shoreline for centuries, is starting to get restless,” the New York daily lamented.
The Chicago authorities are doing their best to prepare for these brutal changes linked to global warming, while knowing “that they will pay a heavy price”.

© Les Echos – Marion Torquebiau © Translation J2S

▫️   MUSIC – Some of the best albums of 1969

▫️ NEWS FROM ACROSS THE POND 🇺🇸

Some more gems from crazy USA

▫️  ADDITIONAL READS FOR TODAY

✏️ How your DNA might make you more susceptible to COVID-19 

✏️ Rare 4.5 Billion-Year-Old Meteorite Could Hold Secrets to Life on Earth

✏️ Giant pandas are no longer endangered, China says 

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Cochonou

I mentioned in a post a couple of days ago something about Cochonou and what it represents for the Tour de France.

In the meantime I found an article from a journalist “Nicolas Boussu” which says a lot more and is worth translating

© Nicolas Boussu – Translation © J2S

Dedicated to bob hats and cochonnaille lovers.

How to explain that a piece of red and white checkerboard fabric reminiscent of our great-grandmothers’ tablecloths causes such a craze on the roadside. “A bob, a bob if you please!” A plea heard for five hours. During all the journey of the caravan. No really Cochonou, it is an institution of the Tour de France. And its bob, the most coveted pearl of the spectators. We know this because we followed the Carcassonne-Quillan stage in one of the seven Cochonou vehicles, with Damien, the driver, and Camille, the communicator.

Ten tons of sausage


Cochonou, the good sausage as we like it at home, has 110 000 bobs to distribute on the Grande Loop for 15 millions of July holiday makers… One week before the end of the race, the brand has already almost no more. So… So, we fall back on the sausage. A sausage that it is really very good! I know it, I chewed ten packets in the car! Cochonou distributes ten tons on the Tour! Yes, 10 tons! No more and no less, 500 kg per stage.

There are about fifteen of them crisscrossing France, in July, for the sausage seller. Girls, men, students, but not only… The atmosphere is one of open camaraderie on the pavement. Kisses, hearts, applause during all the course. A lot of warmth, from above, from the right and from the left.


At the wheel, one minute and 30 seconds of respite in five hours of driving. For the pee break. The sandwich is at the wheel. The pie? Also. Forget about a nap. Me, I will never forget my passage in the “deudeuche” limousine Cochonou. An automobile specimen of which there are only three examples in the world. And you should know that I leave my car one day with a bag full of Cochonou bobs. I say that, I say nothing… 

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And they are off…

Thanks to a daring feat and some in-house help, I got out of the hospital safely yesterday morning. I have to go back before the 9am call on Monday. All joking aside it’s better than the hotel. “Don’t worry sir, you can leave your things, we’ll lock the room. “We have prepared your medicine bag with the pills in separate bags marked for each day morning, noon and night”. “Have a good time and do not forget to come back”.

I have rarely seen such a nice and friendly bunch of people.

I arrived home in time to go to the “village” of the Tour de France.

I had a coffee with friends and found myself not even 100 m from home to watch the start of the caravan and the riders set off on today’s stage.

For those who are not familiar, there is no Tour de France without Cochonou. That is something that everyone knows and if you are applying for French nationality (I know a few who are currently in the process), it might come up in the required interviews.

Lazy afternoon after that. Just what the doctor ordered.

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Daily Post – July 10th

Living through a pandemic

in the south of France

476 days in Carcassonne since

1st lockdown in March 2020

DAILY STATISTICS HERE

▫️ MOBILE NEWS DESK

✏️ Yes, the highly contagious delta variant will be responsible for more than half of the new contaminations as of this weekend. Olivier Véran, the Minister of Health, said so yesterday. This is obviously not good news, given its high transmissibility. And the fourth wave now promises to be inevitable. However, there is definitely reason not to give in to despondency. Let’s just not forget the essential barrier gestures, even if we go on vacation today. In some cities, such as Saint Malo or Nice, masks are back outside. Hand washing or hydroalcoholic gel must remain a habit. Above all, it was not the case last year, you can be vaccinated! And it is much easier today to get an appointment. To be injected with a second dose, for example, at your holiday destination is now possible and encouraged.

✏️ “Getting vaccinated is a small step for you, but a big step for herd immunity.” Olivier Veran.

▫️ GADGET

BMW’S FUTURISTIC ELECTRIC SCOOTER IS STRAIGHT OUT OF ANIME When we saw BMW’s CE 04 electric scooter concept last year, it looked like something pulled straight out of a science-fiction film. Now the company has unveiled the final consumer version of the CE 04, and while it’s lost a bit of the fantastical edge, it still looks like a vehicle that would be right at home in Akira or Ghost in the Shell. Aimed at the urban commuter, the CE 04 features a 10.25-inch LCD screen (that’s bigger than what’s in most cars!), up to 81 miles of range, and a top speed of 75mph.

▫️  QUOTE

“We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort.” — Jesse Owens

▫️ TRAVEL NEWS

No new items on the Travel Page.

This is the official government page (in French 🇫🇷) regarding the current rules for travelling abroad (in & out). It is expected that some of these rules will change, for the worse, this coming Monday.

No new items on the Travel Page

▫️   MUSIC

Epic bands, epic haircuts

▫️  THE FABULOUS FRIDAY (FUNNIES) GROANS from Paul


🔹 Two short jokes  to start off…

✒︎ On the wall in the women’s change rooms: My husband follows me every where.
Written underneath:  ” I do not.”


✒︎ On a busy Saturday morning a young boy was lost in the shopping centre.
He told a police officer, “I’ve lost my dad.”
“What’s he like?” the cop asked.
“Football and beer,” the kid replied.

🔹 A site foreman had 10 very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
“I’ve got a really easy job for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up?”
Nine hands went up.
“Why didn’t you put your hand up,” he asked the tenth man.
“Too much effort,” came the reply.

✒︎ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

✒︎ You’re driving a car. It isn’t a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.

✒︎ A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

✒︎ If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.

✒︎ All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

✒︎ I almost had a psychic girlfriend…. but she left me before we met.

✒︎ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.



🔹 An oldie…

An English man, Irishman and a Scotsman were drinking at a bar.

Suddenly, the Scotsman says, “As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs
back home.

In Glasgow, there’s a wee place.

The landlord goes out of his way for the locals.

When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink.”

“Well,” said the Englishman, “At my local in London , the barman
will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.”

“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said the Irishman, “back home in my favourite pub,
the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a drink, then
another, all the drinks you like, actually.

Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see
that you gets laid, all on the house!”

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

The Irishman swore every word was true.

Then the Englishman asked, “Did this actually happen to you?”

“Not to me, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman, “but it did happen
to me sister quite a few times.”



🔹 A radio DJ was introducing a record. “This next one,” he said, “is for Charlotte Burke, 

who is a hundred and eleven. 

Hey, Charlotte, congratulations on a ripe old age!”

There was a short pause and then the DJ said in a somewhat
more subdued voice, “I’m sorry, I got it wrong. This next
one is for Charlotte Burke, who is ill.”


🔹 Teen Joke

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him 

was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the 

dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. 

 This happened all the way through the film. 

 After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

“That’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen,” I said. “That dog really seemed to enjoy the film.”

The man turned to me and said, “Yeah, it is. He hated the book.”


🔹 I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, 

impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day.


The nice part about living in a small town: When you don’t know what you’re doing, 

someone else always does.


🔹 A man owned a small farm in Queensland. The Government Industrial Inspector 

claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. 

“You just give me a list of your employees and tell me how much you pay them.”

“All right,” said the farmer. “I have a hired man. Been with me for three years. 

I pay him $600 a week, plus room and board. I have a cook. She’s been here six months. 

She gets $500 a week plus room and board.”

“Anybody else?” asked the agent as he scribbled on a note pad.

“Yeah,” the farmer said. “There’s a half wit here. Works about eighteen hours a day. I pay him ten dollars a week and give him some tobacco.”

“Aha!” the agent roared. “I want to talk to that half-wit!”

“You’re talkin’ to him now,” said the farmer.


🔹 Some interesting observations from Alan…

✒︎ You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

✒︎ There is absolutely no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.

✒︎ Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

✒︎ The facts, though interesting, are irrelevant.

✒︎ Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

✒︎ Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

✒︎ I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

✒︎ One-seventh of your life is spent on Friday.

✒︎ By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

✒︎ There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

✒︎Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

✒︎ For every complex problem there is always a simple solution – and it is always wrong.


🔹 More short humour …

✒︎ I was born male, I identify as male, but according to Sainsbury’s deluxe
sticky toffee pudding I am actually a family of four.


✒︎ My mate had a business growing Bonsai trees. It’s going so well that
he is looking for smaller premises.


✒︎ It was nice to see so many new faces at the annual plastic surgery convention.


✒︎ When I went for my second jab the nurse said, “I see you have an iron deficiency.”
I said “how can you tell?”  She said, “Your shirt’s really creased.”
                                                  

See you in the soup.

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Scanning in progress…

I feel well enough so I walked myself all the way to the scanner rooms. Unlike the MRI (IRM in French) it is quite pleasant and comfortable. I almost fell asleep in particular when a solution was injected which I was warned would make me have a sudden hot flush. It sure did, other not unpleasant tingles as well.

Walked back to my room, and it is tea time which is fine. It is also transfusion time (1 of 3) which is not so fine.

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Daily Post – July 9th

Living through a pandemic

in the south of France

475 days in Carcassonne since

1st lockdown in March 2020

DAILY STATISTICS HERE

▫️ MOBILE NEWS DESK

✏️ More than 100 million tests in France since the beginning of the epidemic. Between 1 March 2020 and 4 July 2021, “approximately 100.2 million tests were validated by a health professional, including 20.6 million antigenic tests, 76.6 million classic PCRs and 2.8 million salivary PCRs”, it was announced on Thursday.

✏️ The pressure on hospitals continues to ease. On Thursday, 7384 patients suffering from Covid-19 were hospitalised in France, compared to 7539 on Wednesday. Among them, 100 people were admitted to hospital in the last 24 hours.

The decrease also continues in the ICU services. 971 patients were in intensive care on Thursday, compared to 997 the day before. 26 were admitted in the last 24 hours. 25 people have also died in hospital, bringing the total number of deaths in French hospitals since the start of the pandemic to 84,811.

On the other hand, the number of cases was on the rise on Thursday, with 4,442 new cases detected compared to 4,081 the day before.

▫️ TOUR DE FRANCE

Today is arrival day in town.

▫️ FOOD

I managed yesterday evening to take part in the weekly “virtual pub quizz” together as a team with my friends C & J in the UK. A first as far as Carcassonne hospital is concerned and a puzzle for the nurses who checked up on me at the time.

Anyway, one of the questions was about pies and it kind of bothered me during the night so I checked for future reference and discovered the:

The Ultimate List of Pies

https://www.listchallenges.com/pie-pie-pie

1. Pumpkin Pie
2. Shaker Lemon Pie
3. Lemon Ice Box Pie
4. Lemon Meringue Pie
5. Butterfinger Pie
6. Oreo Pie
7. Peanut Butter Snickers Cheesecake Brownie Pie
8. Chocolate Pie
9. Chocolate Chip Pie
10. Chocolate Five Layer Pie
11. Peanut Butter Pie
12. French Silk Pie
13. Christmas Peppermint Pie
14. Red Velvet Cheesecake Pie
15. Cherry Pie
16. Apple Pie
17. Peach Pie
18. Bumbleberry Pie
19. Key Lime Pie
20. Blueberry Pie
21. Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
22. Strawberry Pie
23. Raspberry Pie
24. Shepherd’s Pie
25. Steak & Kidney Pie
26. Steak and Guinness (Ale) Pie
27. Steak and Oyster Pie
28. Turkey Pot Pie
29. Chicken Pie
30. Corned Beef Pie
31. Minced Beef Pie
32. Mince Pie
33. Mince and Leek Pie
34. Chicken and Leek Pie
35. Chicken Pot Pie
36. Vegetable Pie
37. Chicken and Vegetable Pie
38. Vegetable and Cheese Pie
39. Custard Pie
40. Pork Pie
41. B’stilla Moroccan Chicken Pie
42. Moon Pie
43. Whoopie Pie
44. Fish Pie
45. Lamprey Pie
46. Pecan Pie
47. Shoo-fly Pie
48. Sugar Pie
49. Smores Pie
50. Apple Caramel Pie
51. Rabbit Pie
52. Huckleberry Pie
53. Cheese & Potato Pie
54. Tiropita (Cheese Pie)
55. Apple Crumb Pie
56. Meat Pie
57. Bean Pie
58. Bacon and Egg Pie
59. Pork and Egg Pie
60. Pork and Apple Pie
61. Spaghetti Pie
62. Potato Pie (Patatopita)
63. Sweet Potato Pie
64. Banana Cream Pie
65. Minced Steak and Onion Pie
66. Cheese and Onion Pie
67. Boston Cream Pie
68. Coconut Cream Pie
69. Leek Pie (Prasopita)
70. Macaroni Pie
71. Tomato Pie
72. Corn Pie
73. Butter Pie
74. Sausage Pie
75. Mint Pie
76. Mint Chip Ice Cream Pie
77. Butterscotch Pie
78. Oatmeal Creme Pie
79. Snickers Pie
80. Cherry Cream Cheese Pie
81. Chess Pie
82. Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Pie
83. Venison Pie
84. Sheep’s Brain Mince Pie
85. Chicken and Bacon Pie
86. McDonald’s Apple Pie
87. McDonald’s Holiday Pie
88. Hostess Fruit Pie
89. Taco Pie
90. Frito Pie
91. Chinese Pie
92. Deep-Fried Apple Pie
93. Macadamia Nut Pie
94. Bavarian Cream Pie
95. Candy Bar Pie
96. Caramel Popcorn Pie
97. Rhubarb Pie
98. Angel Pie
99. Scotch Pie
100. Eggplant Pie (Melitzanopita)
101. Eggnog Pie
102. Blueberry Crumble Pie
103. Egg Pie
104. Fig Pie
105. Plum Pie
106. Rum Raisin Pie
107. Lobster Pie
108. Spinach Pie (Spanakopita)
109. Curry Pie
110. Chicken Curry Pie
111. Peanut Pie
112. Red Velvet Cake Pie
113. Quince Pie
114. Chocolate Fudge Pie
115. Orange Pie (Portokalopita)
116. Steak and Red Wine Pie
117. Chicken and Mushroom Pie
118. Pistachio Pie
119. Fried Steak Pie Supper
120. Sour Cream Raisin Pie
121. Chili Pie
122. Butter Chicken Pie
123. Grasshopper Pie
124. Heath Bar Pie
125. Dulce De Leche Pie
126. Blackberry Pie
127. Apple and Blackberry Pie
128. St. Stephens Day Pie
129. St Clement’s Pie
130. Burger King’s Hershey’s Sundae Pie
131. Strawberry Cream Cheese Pie
132. Walnut Pie
133. Maple Syrup Pie
134. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pie
135. Honey Pie
136. Boysenberry Pie
137. Zucchini Pie (Kolokithopita)
138. Apple Pie on a Stick
139. Double-Crust Chicken Pot Pie
140. Artichoke Pie (Agginaropita)
141. Chocolate Pecan Pie
142. Caramel Pecan Pie
143. Chicken Balti Pie
144. Ploughman’s Pork Pie
145. Picnic Pie
146. Hazlenut Pie
147. Ham Pie
148. Meat and Potato Pie
149. McDonald’s Strawberry and Creme Pie
150. Shrimp Pie
151. King Cake Pie
152. Mango Pie
153. Hand Raised Pie
154. Marshmallow Pie
155. Mandarin Orange Pie
156. Dandelion Pie
157. Hershey’s Chocolate Cream Pie
158. Lemon Pie
159. Chicken and Rice Pie
160. Currant Pie
161. Crabapple Pie
162. Ginger Pie
163. Cranberry Pie
164. Vanilla Pie
165. Cinnamon Pie
166. Oyster Pie
167. Prune Pie
168. Chocolate Snack Pie
169. Chocolate Pumpkin Pie
170. Rocky Road Pie
171. Sherbet Pie
172. Birthday Cake Pie
173. Strawberry Walnut Pie
174. Oatmeal Chocolate Pie
175. Caramel Pie
176. Cherry Snack Pie
177. Cherry Chocolate Pie
178. Brownie Pie
179. Caramel Nut Apple Pie
180. M & M Pie
181. Pear Pie
182. Buster Sundae Pie
183. Cranapple Pie
184. Mississippi Mud Pie – Mississippi
185. Fried Peach Pies
186. Blueberry Cream Pie

▫️ TRAVEL NEWS

Due to the increase of the Delta variant, the government issued today a warning and strongly recommends not to go to Spain & Portugal for the time being.

No new items on the Travel Page

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✏️ Fox Plans New Weather Channel And Criticism, Jokes Rain Down

✏️  NASA is actively searching for life in the universe, official says

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Daily Post – July 8th

Living through a pandemic

in the south of France

474 days in Carcassonne since

1st lockdown in March 2020

DAILY STATISTICS HERE

▫️ VERY MOBILE NEWS DESK

✏️ New cases – Worrying rebound in Paris. The incidence rate has doubled in one week in the capital and now stands at 54.2. An increase in cases which particularly concerns young adults, and which should be a warning signal according to the Regional Health Agency.

✏️ Aude departement – Despite the increase of new daily cases, the situation in the “departement” is stable and in fact still slightly improving. In fact as of yesterday, there was no one left in Intensive Care (Covid-19 related) in the whole departement and there were only 25 persons hospitalised.

✏️ Delta variant

Here follows a map showing the rate of the Delta variant for new tests / cases by departement.

✏️ Concern is growing around the world. Israel fears that the vaccine is less effective against the Delta variant, while Catalonia is reimposing measures to deal with the renewed epidemic, causing concern among French people who were planning to travel there this summer. The situation is also alarming in Africa, where a record number of infections have been recorded. For his part, Boris Johnson maintains, despite the progression of the Delta variant, his decision to lift the obligation to wear a mask on 19 July, while the WHO is concerned about the premature return to normal in many countries. We take stock of the measures, country by country.

✏️ The price of tests, country by country. From a few dozen to more than 100 or even 200 euros, the prices of PCR and antigenic tests can vary greatly depending on the country in the European Union. Hint: if you don’t want to break the bank, opt for antigenic tests. Let’s recap. Free testing for tourists visiting France is over. From 7 July, they will be charged 49 euros for PCR tests and 29 euros for antigenic tests.

📖 TOUR DE FRANCE

A lot of the roads are already marked as closing down to normal traffic. It will be chaos in town.

▫️ QUOTE

“I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.”

– Arthur C. Clarke

▫️ FUN

▫️ TRAVEL NEWS

Due to the increase of the Delta variant, the government issued today a warning and strongly recommends not to go to Spain & Portugal for the time being.

No new items on the Travel Page

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▫️  ADDITIONAL READS FOR TODAY

✏️ At least 150 people fatally shot in more than 400 shootings over the Fourth of July weekend  Don’t you love America?

✏️ Astronomers Discover a Supra-Massive Black Hole Population in a “Fluffy” Star Cluster in Our Galaxy 

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Daily Post – July 7th

Living through a pandemic

in the south of France

473 days in Carcassonne since

1st lockdown in March 2020

DAILY STATISTICS HERE

▫️ VERY MOBILE NEWS DESK

I might be in hospital, it does not mean I cannot function. I just wish the internal WIFI was working instead of having to rely on my phone’s 4G connection. Am I wishing I had a 5G connection?

📖 TOUR DE FRANCE

Since I am stuck here till at least Friday, I shall miss some of the show in town since Carcassonne is a stop over town on this year’s Tour de France. They are due in on Friday and due to depart on Saturday.

A lot of the roads are already marked as closing down to normal traffic. It will be chaos in town.

▫️ FUN

▫️ FOOD AND DRINKS

Hospital food – 1st Dinner

Actually not bad at all or was really hungry

▫️ TRAVEL NEWS

Some new items are available on the Travel Page

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